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PG Tips
by J Nash (October 27th, 2010 at 12:59 pm)
Heil-o readers! Welcome to the playing guide section of Podgamer-magazine.
Ach. Where is my wacky co-host D Bentley?
Ah, there he is. Now let us see who requires our help with their most pesky iThing game.
J Nasp of Großbrittanien writes, “Dear D Bentley & Hitler — how do you keep the car going in Envirobear 2010? You only have one arm, so every time you press the accelerator you have to let go of the steering wheel.”
You need not tell me the trouble caused by one-armed characters, J Nasp of Großbrittanien. The answer to your tip quandary is perfectly simple — employ the clock that you find on the dashboard as a weight for the accelerating pedal. Later you may obtain a more reliable rock, but the timepiece is quite suitable if you are diligent in wedging it in there.
THEN CRUSH THE DEGENERATE BEAR EMBLEM OF THE CORRUPT SOVIET EMPIRE WITH YOUR MAJESTIC TANK LEGIONS SPARING NONE FROM THE SWIFT VICTORY OF THE PURIFYING FLAMES.
If you’re stuck in a game, write to PG Tips With D Bentley & Hitler.
I have just happened to read “Did I just have a stroke?” under ‘Related Thrills’, as I come to comment. Which aptly describes my reaction upon reading Mr. J Nash From Podgamer’s latest review, plus afterwards looking at the iTunes page for the game in question.
Congratulations on all fronts!
I’d have milkshake squirting from my nostrils right now, had I been drinking milkshake while reading all that.
Oh, so that’s who Derek Bentley is. I’d always wondered.
The motion picture Let Him Have It shows D Bentley’s shoes popping off as the rope pulls taut. This cartoon does not feature accidental de-slippering, though Snr Hitler covers this oversight adequately.
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