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PG Tips II

by J Nash (November 15th, 2010 at 9:31 am)

OH NO! Hitler, zany co-host of PG Tips With D Bentley & Hitler, is DEAD.

Inspector Podgamer is rapidly on the scene and quizzes the Podgamer staff.

“I was playing my favourite game, Ultimate Hold’em Poker,” explains RevStu. “I heard the shot. As you can see, the door was locked from the inside so I had to break the window to get in, slightly cutting my hand. Hitler was dead.”

“Hitler and I were planning to go to the annual 2000AD site designers’ party as Judge Dredd and Space Elvis,” says Craig, “but he received a telegram, turned ashen, and said he was feeling unwell. I changed into my Dredd costume and left him sombrely eating a big bag of crunchy crisps. When I heard the shot, I leapt off my bicycle and ran back to discover RevStu standing over the body.”

“I’m in Texas,” says Grayson.

D Bentley remains silent.

“Obviously, Inspector, Hitler killed himself with a pistol and that phial of deadly poison because the Russians had encircled Berlin and were sweeping aside the so-called Steiner army that was largely a delusional fiction,” suggests RevStu.

Inspector Podgamer thinks for a moment, then arrests everybody present.

Why would Inspector Podgamer do this?

ANSWER: Inspector Podgamer is drunk.

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