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++ NAMCO = CHEAP ++

by NEWS ROBOT (November 25th, 2010 at 9:34 am)

++ OBSERVATION: RETURN OF NAMCO SALE ++

++ ENUMERATION: LISTED GAMES CONSIDERABLY / NOTICEABLY / NEGLIGIBLY REDUCED // DELETE AS APPLICABLE WITH STANDARDISED HOLE PUNCH ++

++ ACTIVATE PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT REPORT DESIGN MODULE ++

++ ACTIVATE PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT INTERJECTION MODULE ++

59p/€0,79/99¢

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: BIT.TRIP BEAT / BIT.TRIP BEAT HD // PODGAMER UNIT REVSTU IMPRESSED ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: DIG DUG REMIX / GALAGA REMIX // PODGAMER UNIT REVSTU TANGENTIALLY UNIMPRESSED ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: GARTERS & GHOULS / GATOR PANIC ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: INSPECTOR GADGET // ALERT: CONTAINS UP TO JUMP ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: ISAAC NEWTON: THE GRAVITY BELONGING TO AND/OR ATTRIBUTED TO AND/OR DECLARATION OF SECRET IDENTITY OF / LIEUTENANT FLY: INCORRECT PRONUNCIATION OF ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: MR DRILLER / MS PAC-MAN ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: NOBY NOBY BOY ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: PAC-ATTACK / PAC-CHAIN / PAC-CHAIN COMPACT / PAC-MATCH PARTY / PAC-MATCH PARTY HD // ACTIVATE PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT VIDEOGAME JARGON READER UNIT BOND ENHANCEMENT MODULE // PODGAMER UNIT REVSTU RE-DIZZIED ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: PAC-MAN / PAC-MAN HD / PAC-MAN REMIX / PAC-MAN CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION // PODGAMER UNIT REVSTU IMPRESSED ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: POLE POSITION REMIX // PODGAMER UNIT REVSTU 7% IMPRESSED ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: POOL PRO 3 ONLINE / POOL PRO 3 ONLINE HD ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: STAR TRIGON // ACTIVATE PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT ENCAPSULATION MODULE // ACTIVATE PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT CONTRIVED WRYNESS MODULE // INTOXICATED SOOSIZ MORE LIKE ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: TAMAGOTCHI ROUND THE WORLD / TIME CRISIS STRIKE ++

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: TINSELTOWN DREAMS // ALERT: CONTAINS MATCH-THREE ++

£1.79/€2,39/$2.99

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: ACE COMBAT PART ELEVEN: FREDERICK VS JASON / I LOVE KATAMARI / RIDGE RACER ACCELERATED ++

£2.99/€3,99/$4.99

++ INVENTORY SEGMENT: TIME CRISIS SECOND STRIKE ++

++ ACTIVATE PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT POPULAR CULTURE MODULE SUBSECTION POPULAR MELODY SUBSECTION APPOSITE LYRIC ++

++ SALE REPORT REMINDS PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT OF UNIVERSAL TRUTH OF METAL MACHINE MUSIC ++

++ SKSSRRRWWWFRGNNKKKK SCRIPWHIPBLIPIPPPP CHRCHRCHRCHRCHR ZAKATAZAKATAZAKATA TRISP KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKBX ++

++ ALERT: ALERT: LOUDSPEAKER MODULE HAS INADVERTENTLY LOADED DISPLAY MODULE WITH 256×192 1-BIT PIXEL REPRESENTATION OF JET PAC ++

++ PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HUMANS ++

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