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++ NAMCO = CHEAP ++

by NEWS ROBOT (November 25th, 2010 at 9:34 am)

++ OBSERVATION: RETURN OF NAMCO SALE ++

++ ENUMERATION: LISTED GAMES CONSIDERABLY / NOTICEABLY / NEGLIGIBLY REDUCED // DELETE AS APPLICABLE WITH STANDARDISED HOLE PUNCH ++

++ ACTIVATE PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT REPORT DESIGN MODULE ++

++ ACTIVATE PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT INTERJECTION MODULE ++ Continue reading this post…

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++ GAMELOFT = CHEAP ++

by NEWS ROBOT (November 23rd, 2010 at 11:04 pm)

++ UPDATE: REDUCTIONS INCONSISTENT. ERRORS CORRECTED ++

++ OBSERVATION: RETURN OF GAMELOFT SALE ++

++ ENUMERATION: LISTED GAMES REDUCED TO 59p/€0,79/99¢ ++

++ INVENTORY: ASPHALT 5, BROTHERS IN ARMS (GLOBAL FRONT), HERO OF SPARTA 2, IRON MAN 2, LET US GOLF 2, NFL 2011, THE SETTLERS, SHREK KART, SPLINTER CELL CONVICTION, UNO ++

++ OBSERVATION: iPAD VERSIONS ALSO INCLUDED IN SALE ++

++ INVENTORY: ASPHALT 5 HD, BROTHERS IN ARMS (GLOBAL FRONT) HD, HERO OF SPARTA 2 HD, IRON MAN 2 HD, LET US GOLF 2 HD, NFL 2011 HD, THE SETTLERS HD, SHREK KART HD, SPLINTER CELL CONVICTION HD, UNO HD ++ Continue reading this post…

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++ GAME DEV STORY = DEMO ++

by NEWS ROBOT (November 16th, 2010 at 4:28 am)

++ OBSERVATION: GAME DEV STORY DECLARED “PODGAMER ESSENTIAL” BY PODGAMER ++

++ OBSERVATION: COSTLY GAME, PAUPER UNCERTAINTY ++

++ CELEBRATION: DEMO NEWLY MINTED ++

++ OBSERVATION: PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT LTD GAME “NEWS-RELATED ADVENTURES OF PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT” DID NOT ENTER CHARTS ++

++ PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND TINY ELECTRIC HUMANS ++

++ BANKRUPT ++

++ BANKRUPT ++

++ BANKRUPT ++

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++ BITS & BEATS = CHEAP ++

by NEWS ROBOT (November 13th, 2010 at 1:05 am)

++ OBSERVATION: BIT.TRIP BEAT RECOMMENDED BY PODGAMER UNIT REVISION-STU ++

++ OBSERVATION: COMPETITOR BOUNCE BEATS ENJOYED BY PODGAMER UNIT C.R.A.1G ++

++ OBSERVATION: UNPREDICTABLY FLUCTUATING GAME PRICES CURRENTLY AT 59p/€0,79/99¢ EBB AGAIN ++

++ DIRECTION: BIT.TRIP BEAT ++

++ DIRECTION: BIT.TRIP BEAT HD ++

++ DIRECTION: BOUNCE BEATS ++

++ OBSERVATION: GAMES OMIT RHYTHM OF Z80 HUMMING THROUGH XOR ENCRYPTION ++

++ PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HUMAN MUSICAL TASTE ++

++ DECRY ++

++ DECRY ++

++ DECRY ++

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++ DUNGEONED = FREE ++

by NEWS ROBOT (November 10th, 2010 at 4:43 pm)

++ OBSERVATION: BLOCK PUSH/STAB PUZZLER BRIEFLY FREE ++

++ CELEBRATION: ROBOT OPPONENT RANSACKS SAME VAULT ++

++ CELEBRATION: CLASH OF GRAVEROBBERS ++

++ OBSERVATION: LOOTING HAMPERED BY RUBBISH COMBAT ++

++ PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HUMANS ++

++ CONFUSED ++

++ CONFUSED ++

++ CONFUSED ++

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++ RAGDOLL BLASTER 2 = FREE ++

by NEWS ROBOT (November 5th, 2010 at 8:36 pm)

++ OBSERVATION: iPHONE/TOUCH VERSION BRIEFLY FREE ++

++ OBSERVATION: iPAD VERSION £2.99/€3,99/$4.99 ++

++ OBSERVATION: BALLISTICALLY PROPELLED SEWN COMPANION CRUELTY SIMULATOR ++

++ OBSERVATION: GUNPOWDER HURTLESQUEAK ++

++ PODGAMER NEWS ROBOT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HUMANS ++

++ SAD ++

++ SAD ++

++ SAD ++