http://podgamer.com game reviews and features for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad, except not rubbish Sat, 27 Nov 2010 00:07:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://podgamer.com/4181/zombie-crisis-3d-house-of-the-wish-it-was-dead/ http://podgamer.com/4181/zombie-crisis-3d-house-of-the-wish-it-was-dead/#comments Tue, 16 Nov 2010 08:03:13 +0000 Nathan Grayson http://podgamer.com/?p=4181

Remember those House Of The Dead arcade machines from back in the day? You know, the ones with the big plastic guns that indirectly ate your first car in change? Weren’t they great? Well, Zombie Crisis 3D‘s a lot like that – only replace “great” with the most negative adjective you can think of. Horrendabysmal. Terribawfulstrosity. Dane Cook. Something along those lines. How so? Oh, let me count the ways. First off, the basics: You’re a person. You have a gun. You shoot zombies. And that is – quite literally – all. Your movement is, of course, on-rails, so your eyes, legs, and head – everything aside from your itchy trigger finger – are the game’s to control. No big deal, though, right? Highly scripted, gore-spattered thrill rides are what this genre’s all about, after all. Problem is, Zombie Crisis doesn’t seem to have gotten the memo. (Continued...)]]> http://podgamer.com/4181/zombie-crisis-3d-house-of-the-wish-it-was-dead/feed/ 3