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A prince’s ransom
by Nathan Grayson (November 7th, 2010 at 5:20 am)
Now this is a story all about how a game’s price got flip-turned upside-down, and I’d like to take a moment just sit right there, I’m gonna tell you how I– okay, enough. I think they’re gone for now. Listen, this is former sitcom star and lyrical virtuoso Will Smith. I’ve been kidnapped by these “Podgamer” people – even after they chuckled nervously, awkwardly glanced at each other, and promised over and over that they wouldn’t kidnap me! I, frankly, was shocked.
Apparently, they thought it’d somehow be humorous if I – Will Smith, once “The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air” – wrote a post about The Prince Of Persia: Warrior Within‘s recent price drop to 59p/€0,79/99¢. Look, they’re nearly as idiotic as they are deranged, as these corpses dangling from meat hooks, partially dissected rodents, and – worst of all – dissenting opinions about Angry Birds clearly prove.
Oh Lord. They’re coming back. And they’re brandishing copies of “Wild Wild West”! Look, if this ever gets back to my family, tell them that Warrior Within is an enjoyable platformer, even if the Prince’s so-abrupt-it’ll-give-you-whiplash emo makeover makes the story about as charming as a squeeze of lemon juice in an open wound. Also that I love them, I guess. Also, AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE.
