Naughty Bear: The wrongest game of all

RevStu — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:25:53 +0000

Oh, this is wrong. It’s so, SO wrong. It’s ultra-wrong. It’s the wrongest thing ever. It’s Naughty Bear. The bears of Perfection Island are having a party, with yummy cupcakes for all. But they haven’t invited Naughty Bear. This makes Naughty Bear sad. And when Naughty Bear is sad, things happen. Bad things. (Continued...)

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RevStu — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:59:05 +0000

Even if we hadn’t been going to cover blatant Fruit-Ninja-but-not knockoff Cut Cut Boom Pro (which is temporarily available for free) just so we could make the awesome pun above that you’re chuckling over even as we speak, we might have had to do it just for the irresistible update info: “What’s New In Version 1.2 Retina MAX Incredible bang” Heck, for that we’ll even let them off with a marketing-department screenshot. It’s a fun little game, whose main point of difference from Fruit Ninja is the presence of preset patterns, whereby groups of animals helpfully fly in formation to enable you to slash the feathers/fur off lots of them in one swipe for tasty bonus points. (If you’re one of the four people outside Japan who ever played Juggler DS – it’s right at the end of the feature in that link – you might even get a little bonus extra deja vu.) There’s an endless mode and a 90-second score attack, and it’s all very well done for a clone, with bags of character and fancy-face Retina graphics. Just like Fruit Ninja it’s a three-misses-or-one-bomb affair to end your game, so even when you’re cruising comfortably you’d better be giving it your full attention or your hubris will become your nemesis. And nobody wants that.

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Naughty Bear: The wrongest game of all

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